Staying Positive
Published by Yao Yao July 15th, 2007 in George Bush, Madness (Sparta?), PresidentWith the President’s approval rating lower than Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen’s weight combined, I feel this would be a wonderful time to reflect on the last six and a half years. We’re probably all familiar with the President’s numerous debacles (so numerous, in fact, that DailyWrit’s word count limit won’t permit me to list them), but instead of continuing to beat a dead horse, let’s list some positives. That’s right: think of every time the President has not screwed up. Use the comment section, please.
1) He attended the funerals of Regan, Ford, and Lady Bird Johnson
2) He tied his shoes correctly. Once.
3) He behaved properly around foreign dignitaries. Nevermind.
4) He almost choked?
Things he did wrong:
1) He didn’t choke.
He presided over a Department of Education that taught Kedar to spell Reagan “Regan”
Newt Gengrich would be proud. Right James?
Ha